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PostSubject: Jokes Set #2   Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:39 am

Issam wrote:
Chemical Formula
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? *DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!*
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!* *

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

Teacher and a Student
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

Good and Bad News

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?
Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.

Sardar and Chinese
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Elephant and the Valley
Once there was an elephant walking on the edge of a valley,full of water.The elephant fell into the water.So,what is the first thing he will do?

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